Maganda ka sana eh, pero kung mag text ka "EoW pOh.uxtAahH icqAw pOh?!"

Seriously, sinong BOBO ang nag pauso nito?! nakaka turn-off amp!. understandable na siguro sa phone (pero para sakin hindi rin kahit sa text eh) but even sa pag ttype sa computer kailangan ganun?! i find those people who writes these kinds of stuffs too shallow, i mean c'mon people! before iniiksian yung mga words pero ngayon pinapahaba na nila lalo! i often encounter through some text messages that i cant barely read! i even need the help of some my friends to translate what it means (in a normal way). heres one of the most bizarre text message that i actually received:

".6ndan6 gabe.
.tAe cA c6ue uAk cA m6tecx nA ??nx na atUu.
.hNap aLan ktEcx bAd3p Ln cCe ..
npahanap 2lo?

.jh?EeMz."

i was like, where in Gods name is that language came from?! i feel like im Bill Murray in "Lost in Translation" except that were both filipino. see the irony? ang sakit sa mata sobra! and i may add, NA KAKA-NOSEBLEED! (kala ko sa math ko lang ma eecounter yun) not that i only find this people shallow, but i pity them as well. G-M nga 2 letters nalang gagawin pang "jh?EeMz" or "Ghee EhM"these kind of people really has some serious issue stuck up on their cuckoo brains! you think its cool? i say it only shows how dumb you really are! sasabihin nyo "paki mo ba eh di naman ikaw ang nahihirapan mag text ah, kami naman ah" at sa tingin nyo naman hindi ako nahihirapan sa pag basa ng text nyo?! and whats with the "muah-muah/hugs!?!" what are you 8? and you still havent gone through puberty?! seriously, baby talks & pa-cute phrase are so fucking annoying! act your own age and dont even get me started with "pass this message to 10 of your friends or else..." blah blah shit! I KNOW GOD STILL LOVE ME EVEN THOUGH I TRASH OUT YOUR CRAP GROUP MESSAGE. THANK YOU. you know what, because of such word structure that has been massively widely used now a days (ate ko ng nag ttext ng "22O b i2?!" shame on you ate!) most specially the infamous phrase of them all even Patrick wouldnt dare use such foul and tacky sentence *drum roll* "D2 NA ME, WER NA U?" it degrades not only our dialects (tagalog/english) but also our status as of the highly educated and english speaking nation as well. (or was)

i guess thats all i can say and besides...OpiYoN Koh LnG nmn pOh yn Eh. pEheez pOH tauNg lht. Muah! kiss-kiss! hugs!!!!

(YEAH! SARCASM RULES!!!)